Boris boris where are you?
Boris oh Boris what should we do?
"Go out or don't, maybe wear masks, or leave them at home and wipe down your phone."
You gone red to green does this mean the virus has gone and been?
"Well no but let's open things up old bean!"
Boris please tell us, please tell us, do? How many shall die before this is through?"
"That's not my concern dear I work for the banks. For you and your family I give not two w**ks. "
We're glad you have bred while we haven't got bread. But whilst we love babies....why must ours be dead? Why our mums, siblings grandparents and dads? While you sit so safe in your no 10 pad?
"Well I'm the PM and my word is the law. So go fight the virus folks! That's what you're for!"
